that sound you hear is my heart exploding with joy

Lisa wanted to know how I felt about Josh and Fergie.

Quite seriously, what in the hell is happening in this photo?

Well Lisa, I am glad you asked!

While I do enjoy me some “Clumsy (The Girl Can’t Help It)”, and I am very much looking forward to Netflixing That Movie With the Baby in Which Katie Heigel Plays Yet Another Neurotic Uptight Stereotype, I must admit that Josh and Fergie are a perplexing duo. What, one wonders, do they discuss over dinner (strippers! meth addiction! Will.I.Am!)?

One suspects, frankly, that there is very little discussion happening at all.

Oh like you didn’t see that one coming.

Swifty and Donnie Darko break up. Probably after Swifty SAW Donnie Darko for the first time and was all,”Dude, I thought this was about adorable bunnies.”

Personally I’m looking forward Taylor’s next single, “Gay Cowboy Heartbreak.”