Category Archives: Berenstain Bears and Too Much TV

Year, Mr. White! Yeah, Science!

Breaking Bad fits squarely into the category of show known in my home as “stuff my boyfriend watches that I pretend to watch with him while really looking at Animals Talking in All Caps on Tumblr”  (see also: Boardwalk Empire, Dexter, Sons of Anarchy). Still, this Grantland piece by Chuck Klosterman is absolutely worth a read, even if you’re not a fan of the show itself– he’s got some interesting thoughts on morality and stasis in traditional television narratives, the way we as an audience experience and perceive a story’s protagonist , and the difference between shows with great production value and shows that are actually great.

Plus he says some snarky stuff about fans of The Wire that really made me laugh.

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Why yes, these are our five favorite TV kisses of all time, embedded for your convenience.

1. Baby, I am tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery: Lost, Sawyer and Kate.

2. Welcome home: Gilmore Girls, Rory and Jess.

3. You wanna talk?: Rookie Blue, Andy and Sam.

4. I blew it: The Good Wife, Will and Alicia.

5. You can’t keep on doin’ this to me, Potter: Dawson’s Creek, Joey and Pacey.

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the king stay the king

SHOCKING TELEVISION REVELATION OF THE DAY: Alex from Parenthood

is Wallace from The Wire.

I KNOW RIGHT? My mind: BLOWN.

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Am I alone in thinking that there is absolutely no glitzy love interest for Neal on White Collar that is going to interest me one crumb as much as the quietly ambiguous man-love between him and Peter? I can’t possibly be alone in thinking this, can I?

CAN I?

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well, that’s just embarrassing.

“It was as if The Good Wife had finally winked at the core demographic lurking within its 12 million loyalists: vaguely unhappy people who listen to NPR.”

(Read the full article here.)

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The Curious Case of Studio 60

Netflix Watch Instantly is simultaneously the best and worst thing that has ever happened to me, allowing me as it does to spend hours parked on the couch in front of all manner of television I didn’t know I wanted to spend hours parked on the couch in front of. My most interesting project of late has been the first and only season of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Aaron Sorkin’s short-lived dramedy about a writer-producer team out to save an ailing late night sketch comedy show.

It’s actually sort of strange that I’d never gotten around to watching this one before now, since, full disclosure: I love the Sork. Love him. I love his sharp brain and sentimental streak and his long scenes of attractive people walking down hallways and saying clever things to one another. I love his speckled history and bad temper and that thing in the Times where he made Jed Bartlett give Obama a lecture. I love his weird habit of cannibalizing his own plot points, the incredibly lovely cadence of his writing, and the stunning monologue in the middle of Two Cathedrals. I was fully, fully expecting to love Studio 60.

And, I mean, I did, kind of. I mean, I definitely liked it. It’s got some really sweet elements: Matt Perry and Brad Whitford ably handle the signature Sorkin bromance at the heart of the show, with their banter and their manly I love yous; Amanda Peet, of all people, is surprisingly winning as network president Jordan McDeere; there is a great episode where Sting sexily plays the lute (also one with homeless musicians from New Orleans playing Christmas carols; WHAT, I have something in my eye). I for sure felt my Big Sorkin Feelings, and nothing about Studio 60 is an overt waste of time. Still, I’ve always had it in the back of my mind that this show got cancelled after only one season because America was stupid and didn’t watch it, but once I watched it myself it became pretty clear that this show got cancelled because…it was kind of a train wreck.

It’s hard to point to why this is, exactly–or, more accurately, there are so many reasons why this is that it’s hard to point to just one. While Sorkin does his damndest to raise the stakes here, after seven seasons of leading the free world on The West Wing it’s hard to get worked up over the artistic integrity of a couple of LA muckety mucks (however charming they might be–and they are extremely charming). The show’s central romance, the on again/off again relationship between Perry’s character and Sarah Paulson’s Harriet is tiresome and irritating (the problem isn’t that she’s a Christian nutbar; the problem is that they’re jerks to each other). And for a show about a bunch of comedians–from a writer who can be pretty hilarious–it’s not particularly funny.

The biggest, grossest problem with Studio 60, though, is that for any viewer with even a scintilla of knowledge about the Sork’s personal and professional life, the whole thing is uncomfortably navel-gazey and self-serving. The coke addiction! The blond lady friend! The show that fell apart without him, and the suits who only cared about the bottom line and not about creating quality programming for the intelligent viewer!  Steven Weber’s NBS Chairman Jack Rudolph is a cardboard villain unworthy of Sorkin, who has said himself that he was”too angry” when he wrote the character. The anger shows–and honestly, so do most of the seams. Still, the Sork at his worst is still better than most other writers at their best, and spending a season with Studio 60 reminded me just how much I miss having him on my TV.

My first semester of college I had a writing professor who thought I was real smart because of this play I wrote that wasn’t personal to me in the slightest, and then I had him again two years later and I wrote another play about this fight I had with my best friend, and he found out I wasn’t that smart at all. “You don’t have enough space from this event yet to write about it,” he told me, not unkindly. “Show me what else you’ve got.”

Hey Sork: what else you got?

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Frankly they should hire me to do their PR

How CBS Describes The Good Wife: THE GOOD WIFE is a drama starring Emmy Award winner Julianna Margulies as a wife and mother who boldly assumes full responsibility for her family and re-enters the workforce after her husband’s very public sex and political corruption scandal lands him in jail. Pushing aside the betrayal and public humiliation caused by her husband, Peter, Alicia Florrick starts over by pursuing her original career as a defense attorney. or the first time in years, Alicia trades in her identity as the “good wife” and takes charge of her own destiny.

How I Described The Good Wife to my sister: “WELL, Carol Hathaway is married to Mr. Big who is important in Chicago politics but he makes a sex tape with all these hookers and shames her in public and has to go to jail, I forget why (the worst part of prison? The Dementors) so then she has to go back to work as a lawyer and the guy who hires her is her old friend from law school, he was on Sports Night but you didn’t watch that, and they have secret love that takes for fucking ever to come out but then they have A Bad Case so they make out and it’s amazing, and then there was some other stuff with missed voicemails and bad communication so now they just glance longingly at one another but I think maybe something is going to happen soon, except Mr. Big is out of jail and running for office again and the creepy emcee from Cabaret is helping him, and also it has awesome ladies, plus Grams from Dawson’s Creek and Logan Huntsberger. Anyway, it’s great, you should watch it.”

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