I always want Sofia Coppola’s movies to be more interesting than they actually are (see also Lost in Translation: a film mostly about, so far as I can tell, ScarJo’s hair ). I get that the whole point of Somewhere was look at Stephen Dorff’s wasted life; I just wish I hadn’t sat there for two hours feeling for all the world like Sofe was wasting mine.

Having said that, though: Elle is by far my favorite Fanning. I think she is just so cool.